What the hell is my life heading for right now? A massive train wreck of money troubles, my rediculous insecurities, a memory about as useful as a chocolate tea pot and a history that reads like a wrap sheet.
To say im feeling pretty low is a freaking understatement. Yeah, good things have happened but.... i dunno..... im just kinda low.
Im in love, of that im pretty damn sure. The girl... the most amazing one ive ever known. Picks me up when im down, makes me laugh, constantly thinking about her, dream about her.... yeah, thats love and it sucks. The only problem? Distance. 2000 miles. 2000 of the most excruciatingly painful miles between us. So thats part of my trainwreck life.
Im apparently off to uni soon. I say apparently because, well, i dunno if i can be bothered. Im lazy, thats for sure and maybe, just maybe, uni isnt the place to go if your lazy. £4000 debt for being lazy. Not my cup of tea. Oh well, we shall see what happens.
Anyway, back to the naked rats and mini hamsters! I know thats all you came here for. Went for a simple pint down the pub with my mates last night. After about 20 minutes the first sulk happens. Jordan gets upset because of summin Tom said and its like he killed his mum. Jordans in a sulk, Toms appologising, Coxy gets dragged in and starts appologising too. It was like being out with a group of girls. Drunk, imature girls. Anyway, once the appologising was over, Jordan perks up, rest of the evening is just drink, drink, drink. About 12 we get bored and head to the beach, Jordans climbing on everything, we get bored again. Jordan invites us to his, Mission! Hour walk later we get to his house, more drinks go round. By this point, im pretty hammered. So what happens? Jordan gets his sisters pets out; a creepy hairless rat and a mini hamster. So the hamster, cute as hell! The rat....... keep it the hell away from me! Imagine a uncooked sausage running round squeeking! Thats what it was like. Bad times.
So that is the story of the naked rat and the mini hamster.